Dear Beloved Past Roommates....

Mary Bricker and S. Bloom......
HOLY COW!! That was like the longest message in the world. I'm still listening to it actually. In case you couldn't guess, I sleep now that I'm home. Sara stop beating up Mary and stop telling lies. Okay so the message just ended with a would you rather but I didn't get to hear the rather. Sorry Mary. Oh and Mary, I would not appreciate a bag of flaming poo (especially if it is Sara's). Also I'm not sure if I should be offended that the only thing you miss about me is my strainer... I'm proud of you for decorating and you should send me pictures. I'm also proud of you for returning that monkey back to it's natural habitat. Now you just have to get Sara's shoes there.... I am willing to bet that I will not owe you ice cream by the end of the summer. Just FYI. Although Mary you should definitely get me a steak dinner (even though Sara was obviously lying). Sara, be strong. I heard that you are still in love. You can make it through this.....I expect steak from you too. Mary, the best way to get back at Sara is to tickle, punch, or scare her. Also steal her stuff or post lies about her on the internet. Well, I am starting a new job today. Hooray! So I best be off. Mary I hope you have an early class and that you check this right away. It sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun and I'm jealous that I can't be there enjoying all of this. Oh Mary, another good thing to do to Sara is to come up behind her and grab her sides. That's the easiest way to get her to squeal. You might want to start putting stuff in front of your door at night.... Who knows what she will do. Have a good day and don't drive your 1 new roommate insane.

Your awesome ex-roommate,
Danielle

P.S. Sara, knock right back at the people next door and you better still be singing Disney songs even though I am not there. Mary, if you didn't see the new episode of the office last week, you should totally watch it online on nbc.com. Sara would enjoy it too if she was cool enough to appreciate the awesomeness of the office. The End.

Goodbye Idaho and Hello Washington

Sooooooooo I'm pretty sure I'm in trouble since it's taken me so long to update my blog. Hopefully it will be worth it. Although I am happy to be back in my beloved Washington, there are a few things in Idaho that I will miss.

Mary Bricker, coolest kid in the dorm. She's so cool that she sleeps with her guitar!!! But not really. She just posed.

She made delicious oatmeal raisin cookies this one time and she still had a lot of dough leftover. So of course we made a giant cookie. Mary was nice enough to share with me. Hazzah!

Sara Holloway (watch out, she's a pathological liar!!), she loves softball! She also likes to be busy and punch people in the face apparently. She is beautiful!

Also, Mimi is awesome but I don't have a picture of her at this time.

In other news! So one of our last nights together, we decided to ding dong ditch (in my case it was just ditching) and we invited people over for a goodbye BBQ. Well, we got destracted by what appeared to be a snow cave.

It turns out that it was a slide with dog poop located smack dab in the opening. We went down the slide (hurting our bums on the way) and I was the fortunate one who stuck her hand in the dog poop. That stank so bad!!! Also, Sara's butt was so wet that she looked like she had a major accident AND she decided to climb the fence instead of going around to the opening. That's right ladies and gentlemen, Sara ripped her pants for the second time that semester.

Oh I forgot another activity. We had a movie night! We made homemade pizza (I totally overate) and watched Night at the Museum. We had fun socializing and such. Mary took Steve to the junk table in the lounge and made him try on a bunch of clothes. The result was the following picture:

Once my parents came to town, we went out to eat a lot. One of the places we stopped at was Gandolfos. Yummy yummy!!! I made Laura take a picture of me and the statue of liberty.

After I checked out of my dorm, I had the pleasure to go to Stuart and Laura's and help them clean!!! We got some space bags and took a part their love sac so there would be more room. We got little foam pieces everywhere!

I was very excited to be done cleaning. As we left Rexburg, I was greeted by a sunset. What a perfect way to say goodbye.

Brief Update

Today is a nice lazy day. I'm staying at Stuart and Laura's this weekend. When I get back to my dorm I'm hoping to get some packing done. I'm checking out of my dorm Thursday evening. I'm excited to go home and see all my friends and family. I haven't uploaded my new pictures from my camera to my computer otherwise I would share some with you. Anyway, I am alive and well despite my lack of blog posts.