My Mom, Megan, and I were just discussing the best things we've heard today. We came up with a few, and maybe they were only funny if you were there, but here's some of the things we heard today.
Number 1:
Megan: My goal is to get married in the next year and a half because twenty-six sounds more romantic than twenty-five or twenty-seven.
Number two:
Me: (after renewing my license and comparing the weight difference between now and five years ago) Oh yeah I guess I can see some of that added weight around my face... Well, at least I'm an attractive fatty.
(At that point my mom busted out laughing... I just hope that doesn't mean she disagrees with my statement.)
Number three:
Megan: I think the best thing I've heard today is your fart.
In conclusion: my Mom says, "You know, they say parents embarrass their children. I think it's the other way around..."
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